let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by photoshop
My life is a struggle between wanting to watch what I haven’t yet watched and wanting to rewatch what I have…
when my followers message me: I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome! god this is weird I'm sorry.
when I message them back: SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
one does not simply stop being in love with Matt Smith
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
smart friend: just got straight A's!!
me: i can breathe